March 2011
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Film Title:
Easy A
My Rating:
Director:
Will Gluck
Writer:
Bert V. Royal
Starring:
Emma Stone, Penn Badgley, Amanda Bynes, Dan Byrd, Thomas Haden Church, Patricia Clarkson, Cam Gigandet, Lisa Kudrow, Malcolm McDowell, Alyson Michalka, Stanley Tucci
Synopsis:
A clean-cut high school student relies on the school’s rumor mill to advance her social and financial standing.
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April 2010
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Clash of the Titans - - LOL what a load of rubbish, not only was this film boring but it was badly directed, casted, acted, computer generated and paced. All the action scenes were crap and too long but when it came to the kracken when it would have been good and the CGI looked amazing, it last 2 seconds. What made this film ten times worse was the 3D, dear lord it was done badly, sometimes...
March 2010
20 posts
Kick-Ass - - Best comic book movie in ages. Really enjoyed this film from start to finish, its gritty and controversial content made it feel so original and fresh, and the way it portrays what would really happen if you tried to be a superhero is perfect. The directing is very good, acting and casting almost perfect, not sure McLovin was casted well, story funny, sad and exciting all the way...
2012 - - WOW! if you can watch this film with your mouth and eyes not wide open then there’s something wrong with you, the best SFX ever created! The story lacks emotion, feeling, good acting from the main characters and realism but I have a feeling that it wasn’t about that; it was just about making you say WOW! Best disaster movie ever made with the best visual effects ever made!...
The Transporter Trilogy
The Transporter - - Laughs at itself but not too much, the fight scenes are well constructed, performed and are very clever and original. Jason Statham proves he can be an action star, like an English Bruce Willis. the directing is good and matches the pace and atmosphere very well. A good story and well acted by all. Would love to see an origin movie.
Transporter 2 - - They took something...
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - - An Hilarious and witty underdog from the makers of Monster House, Open Season and Surfs Up. I laughed all the way through this film, the jokes, one liners and witty script made it so enjoyable and original. The animation and detail was incredible, the colours were enough to drop your jaw. Great for the kids and the adults!
This Is It - - Bit on the long side and very unusual that they filmed every inch of the rehearsals (as if they knew he was going to die) This aside if you like Michael Jackson and ONLY if you like him then you will really enjoy this. It shows a very different side to him and shows after all these years and problems he is better then ever. Real shame he had to die because this gig would have been...
Shutter Island - - Some plot holes and flaws but other then that this film was made to perfection. Martin Scorsese the director shows the audience that he can do a non gangster flick, some of the best thriller suspense directing I’ve witnessed. The music, use of silence and directing style really added to the atmosphere and tension. Beware it does get confusing at times and you almost feel...
I Love You Phillip Morris - - Best Jim Carrey film I’ve seen in ages! Hilarious, Dramatic, Moving, Intelligent, Beautiful, Tense and perfect in every way! This proves he can act beyond a doubt. It has a touch of his earlier silly work and some genuine breathtaking emotional performances. Ewan McGregor is very impressive also. Both actors best films in a few years! An amazing watch with...
Transformers Revenge of the Fallen - - Full throttle action from start to end! Some of the best SFX, the best action I’ve ever seen but lacks feeling, story, good acting and script. If you’re in it for the action then you will love this but if you want some story to go with it then head somewhere else. Michael Bay the director is all about explosions and boobs and thats what he gives,...
Terminator Salvation - - Incredible follow-up to get this franchise back on target! Isn’t the same without Arnie but it would have been worse with him in it because of his age. It weirdly ended as if it was finished even though it is going to be another trilogy, I can’t quite see the next two being that good but we will see. High octane action film from start to finish with some...
The Diving Bell And The Butterfly - - Very moving and touching movie. Impressive performances and the directing is very original and really gets the point across. The connotations of the title of the film are very clever. Some bits are a bit slow and sometimes the camera work is a bit average but other then that this film is almost perfect. I’m not a huge fan of subtitles so I would prefer...
A Serious Man - - Incredible film making but I just found it really boring and a complete anti climax. The acting is fantastic but for a Coen Brothers movie I found it quite dull. I felt stupid watching it and I felt like I would only enjoy it if I was Jewish.
The Fourth Kind - - Not that scary of film, but it does well to make you think about things to scare yourself, couldn’t look at my door in the dark for a while. the directing isn’t anything special but he does well to capture the scenery and colours to make it atmospheric. the actors do well enough. don’t believe the archive things are real though because it’s meant to be...
Alice in Wonderland - - Another film that can’t break through the middle ground of being too mature for kids and too immature for adults. Entertaining none the less but just felt myself feeling too old to be watching it, and I’m only 21! The acting from Johnny Depp is brilliant as usual, his performance close to his in Charlie and the Chocolate factory. The film starts of a little...
Green Zone - - This movie would have been so much better if Paul Greengrass didn’t direct it, I’m all for the whole hand held documentary feel, but sometimes when it’s just a steady shot I’d like not to feel sick and have to sit far back to be able to watch properly. Other then the directing, this film was pretty good, the acting was impressive considering it’s Matt...
Hurt Locker - - Would be 5 but there are some slow bits. Also, Kathryn Bigelow the director, really isn’t that impressive, it has a documentary feel to it with random well directed cut aways. Other then these points, the film is incredible, the story is compelling from start to finish and it feels original. I thought there were better films that could have got the Oscar *cough* AVATAR...
Couples Retreat - - A good watch, nothing special or original but it had some good laughs and scenery! Other then that it felt like a sequel to every other Vince Vaughn film. Makes you think about your relationship though lol.
Gran Torino - - Such a dramatic and moving experience, starts off a little slow, but once you get to know the characters and understand the vibe of the movie, it’s storytelling at its best. Gripping from start to finish. Just when you think Clint Eastwood should stay behind the camera he surprises with this outstanding Dirty Harry with a heart performance in one of his best films to date....
Whiteout - - This movie was terrible, it wasn’t even mildly entertaining, scary or tense, my favourite bit was when it finished and the credits started rolling. Kate Beckinsale is wooden as usual but nice to look at, even that doesn’t make it worth a watch.
Cabin Fever 2 - - This film (if you can call it that) is wrong in so many ways and crap in every way! Please don’t watch it if you liked the 1st one. And if you didn’t, don’t watch this one because it’s worse. Stay clear if you and your gf/bf wanna have a healthy sex life.
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