The Transporter -  - Laughs at itself but not too much, the fight scenes are well constructed, performed and are very clever and original. Jason Statham proves he can be an action star, like an English Bruce Willis. the directing is good and matches the pace and atmosphere very well. A good story and well acted by all. Would love to see an origin movie.

Transporter 2  -  - They took something so good and made it really over the top and unrealistic. There’s laughing at yourself then there’s this. Still enjoyable for the fight scenes which i thought were better then the first actually but the car scenes are just ridiculous. Both villains are pretty annoying too.

Transporter 3 -  - Even worse.. Took everything that they kept in the second and replaced it with a soppy emotional ex-transporter who fishes, no longer obeys by his rules, can’t stay in one place, is now an expert BMX rider, who has terrible taste in women and can’t keep it in his pants. Of all the women he has met? why this one? never have i hate a character so much, her dialogue, voice, obsession with food and her looks made me wanna strangle her! Her character also changes personality constantly. The fight scenes were terrible, almost censored, really badly directed and short. There were some good car chases and the end was pretty cool. The plot was ok but ruined by all of the negatives. Where they should go now is maybe a prequel and then a sequel, i think a lot of people would love to see an origin story where maybe Frank Martin has a partner which gets supposedly killed and then comes back in the sequel to face Frank because he blames him for what happened. He needs to fight someone who is if not better then Frank then at least equal. The original director needs to return along with previous plot characters like Lai and Inspector Tarconi, who should maybe be captured or killed to get to Frank. Turning him into a very different Frank the audience are used too. Anyway, just an idea lol